Hudstikmad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omniscient horse.

Hudstikmad created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudstikmad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hudstikmad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hudstikmad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hudstikmad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Worship no other gods but Hudstikmad.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about shrews.