Lenlungatgep is a god.

It takes the form of a small, conceited newt.

Lenlungatgep created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlungatgep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lenlungatgep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lenlungatgep's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lenlungatgep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always wear pink.
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