Fudlarpzodpit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak gerbil.

Fudlarpzodpit created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlarpzodpit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudlarpzodpit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fudlarpzodpit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fudlarpzodpit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudlarpzodpit.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.