Sakvonktamrot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured crow.

Sakvonktamrot created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakvonktamrot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sakvonktamrot, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sakvonktamrot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sakvonktamrot's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.