Flanxemwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome finch.

Flanxemwat created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanxemwat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flanxemwat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Flanxemwat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Flanxemwat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Do not eat garlic.