Bessbaststip Gidmadvad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-confident lion.

Bessbaststip Gidmadvad created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bessbaststip Gidmadvad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bessbaststip Gidmadvad, he will come to you in dreams.

Bessbaststip Gidmadvad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bessbaststip Gidmadvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Put Bessbaststip Gidmadvad first in all things.