Genjangon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless wyvern.

Genjangon created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Genjangon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Genjangon, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Genjangon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Genjangon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. You must pray to Genjangon nine times a day.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.