Vingonmit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional fish.

Vingonmit created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vingonmit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vingonmit, she will destroy your home planet.

Vingonmit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vingonmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.