Liddotquafjabvegafnul is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing crow.

Liddotquafjabvegafnul created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liddotquafjabvegafnul, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Liddotquafjabvegafnul, he will torture you forever.

Liddotquafjabvegafnul's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Liddotquafjabvegafnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.