Gadfathan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient dragon.

Gadfathan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadfathan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gadfathan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gadfathan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gadfathan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple boots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Put Gadfathan first in all things.