Gumcetlad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow swan.

Gumcetlad created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumcetlad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gumcetlad, it will manifest in front of you.

Gumcetlad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gumcetlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Always help sick eagles.