Gumcetlad is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, slow
swan.
Gumcetlad created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gumcetlad, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gumcetlad, it will manifest in front of you.
Gumcetlad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Gumcetlad's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.
5. Always help sick eagles.