Wot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing manatee.

Wot created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Wot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wot, she will strike you with lightening.

Wot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wot.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.