Abhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud cow.

Abhin created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abhin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Abhin, she will turn you into a plant.

Abhin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Abhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Abhin on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill birds.