Tafonttan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent wyrm.

Tafonttan created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Tafonttan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tafonttan, it will not care.

Tafonttan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tafonttan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not sing in public.