Cemteenwabtig Yiknak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful rat.

Cemteenwabtig Yiknak created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemteenwabtig Yiknak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemteenwabtig Yiknak, he will not care.

Cemteenwabtig Yiknak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cemteenwabtig Yiknak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cemteenwabtig Yiknak.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never hurt otters.