Cemteenwabtig Yiknak is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful
rat.
Cemteenwabtig Yiknak created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cemteenwabtig Yiknak, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cemteenwabtig Yiknak, he will not care.
Cemteenwabtig Yiknak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Cemteenwabtig Yiknak's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Cemteenwabtig Yiknak.
2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never hurt otters.