Hinragfedbon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent butterfly.

Hinragfedbon created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hinragfedbon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hinragfedbon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hinragfedbon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hinragfedbon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Never think about gravity.