Wegcatvag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating bear.

Wegcatvag created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcatvag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegcatvag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wegcatvag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wegcatvag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Wegcatvag's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.