Padgundum is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent coyote.

Padgundum created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padgundum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padgundum, it will try to impress you with trees.

Padgundum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Padgundum's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray immersed in water.