Zigrutjoptag is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, resourceful
bee.
Zigrutjoptag created a charm quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Zigrutjoptag, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Zigrutjoptag, he will refuse to believe in you.
Zigrutjoptag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Zigrutjoptag's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.
5. Run away from mauve eagles, for they are unholy.