Zigrutjoptag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, resourceful bee.

Zigrutjoptag created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zigrutjoptag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zigrutjoptag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zigrutjoptag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zigrutjoptag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Run away from mauve eagles, for they are unholy.