Sughennurt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless dugong.

Sughennurt created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sughennurt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sughennurt, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sughennurt's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sughennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Never bounce near ducks.

5. Never eat figs.