Zakgetgud Metvadbagtikxin Gontetticeb
is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil
squirrel
.
Zakgetgud Metvadbagtikxin Gontetticeb
created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zakgetgud Metvadbagtikxin Gontetticeb
, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Zakgetgud Metvadbagtikxin Gontetticeb
, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Zakgetgud Metvadbagtikxin Gontetticeb's
most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Zakgetgud Metvadbagtikxin Gontetticeb's Holy Commandments
1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never write about comets.
4. Never write about cell theory.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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