Wapfubcipbod is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, staggering
coyote.
Wapfubcipbod created dark matter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Wapfubcipbod, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Wapfubcipbod, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Wapfubcipbod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Wapfubcipbod's Holy Commandments1. Put Wapfubcipbod first in all things.
2. You must love Wapfubcipbod.
3. Wapfubcipbod must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never talk about fire.