Wapfubcipbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering coyote.

Wapfubcipbod created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wapfubcipbod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wapfubcipbod, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wapfubcipbod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wapfubcipbod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wapfubcipbod first in all things.

2. You must love Wapfubcipbod.

3. Wapfubcipbod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fire.