Matnurtig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic meerkat.

Matnurtig created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matnurtig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Matnurtig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Matnurtig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Matnurtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matnurtig.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never sit in holy places.