Quamsitlag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered frog.

Quamsitlag created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsitlag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quamsitlag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Quamsitlag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quamsitlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never wear kilts.