Nabligyar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient troll.

Nabligyar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nabligyar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nabligyar, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nabligyar's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nabligyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Do not take Nabligyar's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.