Carmeglanzak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident crab.

Carmeglanzak created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Carmeglanzak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carmeglanzak, it will not care.

Carmeglanzak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Carmeglanzak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never feed strawberries to badgers while wearing brown coats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.