Fudzannak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able lizard.

Fudzannak created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudzannak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudzannak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fudzannak's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fudzannak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Fudzannak loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fudzannak on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.