Arnmonflag Listappfarnfon Fagzangom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud pigeon.

Arnmonflag Listappfarnfon Fagzangom created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnmonflag Listappfarnfon Fagzangom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arnmonflag Listappfarnfon Fagzangom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arnmonflag Listappfarnfon Fagzangom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Arnmonflag Listappfarnfon Fagzangom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always stare at clouds.