Ranjarnkip is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient
beaver.
Ranjarnkip created dark matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ranjarnkip, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Ranjarnkip, he will turn you into a mouse.
Ranjarnkip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Ranjarnkip's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill ants.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Always help sick swans.
5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.