Citmobquill Cadlipsad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental jackal.

Citmobquill Cadlipsad created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Citmobquill Cadlipsad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Citmobquill Cadlipsad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Citmobquill Cadlipsad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Citmobquill Cadlipsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple scarves.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Citmobquill Cadlipsad loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.