Fossquillmonranflissag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, uncaring octopus.

Fossquillmonranflissag created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossquillmonranflissag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fossquillmonranflissag, he will not care at all.

Fossquillmonranflissag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fossquillmonranflissag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five snails approach from the north.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fossquillmonranflissag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fossquillmonranflissag.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.