Satdimbiss Barnflamhimsas is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless alligator.

Satdimbiss Barnflamhimsas created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satdimbiss Barnflamhimsas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Satdimbiss Barnflamhimsas, it will manifest in front of you.

Satdimbiss Barnflamhimsas' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Satdimbiss Barnflamhimsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Satdimbiss Barnflamhimsas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the east.