Funbughogkabzodyarlbass is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, cheerful centaur.

Funbughogkabzodyarlbass created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funbughogkabzodyarlbass, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Funbughogkabzodyarlbass, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Funbughogkabzodyarlbass' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Funbughogkabzodyarlbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if eight rats approach from the south.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat spinach.