Mobtensidfunbangovtagtab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient aardvark.

Mobtensidfunbangovtagtab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobtensidfunbangovtagtab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobtensidfunbangovtagtab, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mobtensidfunbangovtagtab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mobtensidfunbangovtagtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Hide if eight otters approach from the west.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobtensidfunbangovtagtab.