Leggumcut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest rhinoceros.

Leggumcut created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Leggumcut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Leggumcut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Leggumcut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Leggumcut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Leggumcut first in all things.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not make images of living things.