Fodnakweg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm capybara.

Fodnakweg created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodnakweg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodnakweg, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fodnakweg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fodnakweg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Worship no other gods but Fodnakweg.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.