Cibwodjin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonourable owl.

Cibwodjin created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibwodjin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibwodjin, she will destroy your home planet.

Cibwodjin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cibwodjin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six tapirs approach from the east.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.