Taddinflam is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless shark.

Taddinflam created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taddinflam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taddinflam, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Taddinflam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Taddinflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Taddinflam loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Taddinflam loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear shirts.