Davlarpnat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent centaur.

Davlarpnat created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davlarpnat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davlarpnat, it will turn you into a goat.

Davlarpnat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Davlarpnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Hide if four badgers approach from the south.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.