Pakved Fodbastdog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy cobra.

Pakved Fodbastdog created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakved Fodbastdog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pakved Fodbastdog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pakved Fodbastdog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pakved Fodbastdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.