Spaglabvon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish raven.

Spaglabvon created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaglabvon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Spaglabvon, it will turn you into a mole.

Spaglabvon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Spaglabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Spaglabvon.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.