Hasmabtof Gessbiddid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable fox.

Hasmabtof Gessbiddid created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Hasmabtof Gessbiddid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hasmabtof Gessbiddid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hasmabtof Gessbiddid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hasmabtof Gessbiddid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hasmabtof Gessbiddid eight times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Hasmabtof Gessbiddid loves doves, so they must be honoured.