Lak is a god.
It takes the form of a large, capable
shrew.
Lak created carbon seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lak, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Lak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Lak's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Lak's Holy Commandments1. Never mention aardvarks.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never write about cell theory.