Latyarlnar Tanbidsat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish naga.

Latyarlnar Tanbidsat created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Latyarlnar Tanbidsat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Latyarlnar Tanbidsat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Latyarlnar Tanbidsat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Latyarlnar Tanbidsat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.