Nadstipgetparkkipster is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Nadstipgetparkkipster created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Nadstipgetparkkipster, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadstipgetparkkipster, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nadstipgetparkkipster's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nadstipgetparkkipster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Retreat if four swans approach from the south.