Bissmitbot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm mink.

Bissmitbot created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissmitbot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bissmitbot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bissmitbot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bissmitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.