Wotgigtab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, wise jellyfish.

Wotgigtab created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotgigtab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotgigtab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wotgigtab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wotgigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your face fawn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.