Wotgigtab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, wise
jellyfish.
Wotgigtab created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wotgigtab, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Wotgigtab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Wotgigtab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Wotgigtab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never paint your face fawn.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.