Cubhudzed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless capybara.

Cubhudzed created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhudzed, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubhudzed, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cubhudzed's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cubhudzed's Holy Commandments

1. Cubhudzed loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear mauve kilts.