Narldadbumbamfomflagmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective badger.

Narldadbumbamfomflagmeg created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narldadbumbamfomflagmeg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narldadbumbamfomflagmeg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narldadbumbamfomflagmeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Narldadbumbamfomflagmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Narldadbumbamfomflagmeg on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.