Legdimnutt is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, moody
frog.
Legdimnutt created the Sun seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Legdimnutt, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Legdimnutt, she will turn you into a slug.
Legdimnutt's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Legdimnutt's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. You must pray to Legdimnutt three times a day.