Legdimnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody frog.

Legdimnutt created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Legdimnutt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Legdimnutt, she will turn you into a slug.

Legdimnutt's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Legdimnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Legdimnutt three times a day.